New Diet

I've stumbled across a wonderful new diet that allows you to loose weight very quickly. I call it the KFC diet. Here are the basics:

1. Go to KFC
2. Eat their chicken
3. Come down with food poisoning
4. Take Extra Strength Tylenol to break the 102.8 degree fever
5. Always remember to stay within 20 ft of a toilet

Follow these steps, and you too can loose 5 pounds in 1.5 days!